Tutorial - Cum sa devii un politician Partea I

 

 Acest articol este un pamflet si trebuie tratat ca atare !

Ca sa devii un politician de succes trebuie sa parcurgi acest tutorial !

Cerinte: sa ai 2 clase, niste bani(din mita), gadget-uri, masina scpumpa (cumparata din banii de mita), tupeu, nesimtire, dorinta de a face nimic.

Pasul1:
Te inscrii intr-un partid(indiferent care, toate is la fel).



Pasul2:
Trebuie sa pornesti la alegeri.

Cum poti sa convingi oamenii sa te voteze ?
Nimic mai simplu.
Ca si un politician bun:
1. Le promiti ca vor trai mai bine.(Sa traiti bine!)
2. Le promiti garduri din carnat, ca va curge cu miere si va ploa cu mancare.
3. Le promiti mai putina coruptie si etc.(dume clasice).
4. Apari la TV cu diferite scandaluri inscenate.
5. Trebuie sa te folosesti de puterea de manipulare a mass-mediei.

Pont: Sa nu uiti sa specifici, cine te voteaza va primi pungi cu mancare, te asigur ca acele voturi le vei avea in buzunar ;)

Pasul3:

Ai fost ales, ai ajuns un om cunoscut.

Ce trebuie sa faci in continuoare ?
1. Sa nu faci nimic, pana nu primesti mita(vor veni cu siguranta, toata lumea are probleme).
2. In timpul unor conferinte sau alte evenimente importante sa te joci cu gadgetul tau preferat(oricum n-ai cu ce sa-ti petreci timpul; exemplu: Blackberry, PSP, etc).
3. Sa dai dovata de inteligenta(sa vorbesti despre lucruri de care tu habar n-ai, da si tu cu parerea; exemplu: in loc de google sa zici goagal, etc.)

Va urma...

Ce va fi in Tutorial - Cum sa devii un politician Partea II ?
Continuoarea tutorialului(Pasul4, Pasul5, Pasul6...), ponturi exclusive(pe care le poti gasi doar pe acest blog).

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