Tutorial - Cum sa devii profesor universitar

 


Acest articol este un pamflet si trebuie tratat ca atare !

Ca sa devii profesor universitar trebuie sa parcurgi urmatorul tutorial si succesul iti este garantat!
Cerinte: un proiector(indiferent de care), materiale de prezentat, atitudine, tupeu si sa nu ai habar despre ce vorbesti.

Pasul 1:
Intri in sala cu proiectorul la subrat, pui pe catedra priectorul si toate lucrurile pe care le ai.
Saluti studentii(ca sa nu pari taran).


Pasul 2:
Montezi proiectorul, daca nu reusesti rogi un student sa te ajute, pregatesti materialele pe care le vei prezenta.

Pasul 3:
Stai jos la catedra si citesti de pe imaginea proiectata pe perete, din cand in cand te uiti la studenti sa dai impresia ca-ti stii materia.

Dupa cum ai vazut doar 3 pasi trebuie sa indeplinesti ca sa poti preda la universitate.
Felicitari ai devenit profesor universitar.

Pont de urgenta:

Ce te faci daca studentii iti pun intrebari in legatura cu materia de care tu habar n-ai ?
In primul rand nu te panichezi, te balbai putin, te faci ca ploua si dupa aia iti continui treaba.

Comments

  1. AnonymousTuesday, February 16, 2010

    Cea mai buna solutie la problema de mai sus ar fi sa se organizeze periodic examinari ale cadrelor didactice, prin care sa dovedeasca aptitudinile si cunostintele lor la disciplina/disciplinele predate.

    Din pacate, acest lucru, cu greu se va putea realiza in Romania!

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  2. blackjackTuesday, February 16, 2010

    mda...

    foarte adevarat articolul...
    inspirat din realitate? daca da, halal profesor...

    vai si amar de sistemul romanesc...

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  3. Ladislau Radu NagyFriday, February 19, 2010

    @blackjack, nu numai in romania este asa si in alte tari vei gasi asa ceva.
    Oricum daca vrei sa fii om de meserie trebuie sa-ti inveti singur meseria.
    Esti de acord cu mine ?

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  4. unstudentFriday, November 17, 2017

    La ce salarii primesc acesti oameni cred ca isi fac prea bine treaba, cel putin asta cred despre cei pe care i-am avut profesori atat la 1-12 cat si in mediul universitar.

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